Truth or Dare?

By Eric J. Leech

Up for a game of Truth or Dare? We certainly don’t play as often as we should now that we’re adults; so let’s play a few rounds for old time sake. You might just remember what used to be so fun about it:

Truth or Dare?
Truth- 70% of all men who earn over $60,000 a year cheat on their partner, while only 16% of men who make less than $5,000 a year cheat.
Dare- Send your partner into a strip club with $60,000; if they come out with less than $50,000, you can probably assume they weren’t faithful.

Truth or Dare?
Truth- The bedroom has been found by surveys to be the most creative room in the home for the truth to be stretched.
Dare- Give your partner permission to party all night with their wildest single friends. Upon stumbling drunk into bed wearing a condom on their ear, ask them where they have been and then ask them the same question in the morning at the breakfast table. It’s guaranteed the two stories won’t be the same and the yarn around their cereal bowl will probably be the most truthful.

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Per capita, there are said to be more twenty year old virgins today than there were back in the late 1950’s.
Dare- Find one of them… I dare you… I double dog dare you!

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Statistically it’s been found that both men and women have their first orgasm while alone.
Dare- Define ‘alone’ using today’s sexual standards? Probably somewhere along the lines of three midgets, a donkey, one shaved hamster, a cardboard toilet paper roll and three web cams… just to name a few!

Truth or Dare?
Truth- An unnamed British doctor was quoted as saying an Olympic athlete’s peak performance should occur within 90 minutes of sexual intercourse. He further hinted that this practice should follow every event for maximum gold medal achievement.
Dare- Convince your current boss to initiate a similar standard to your own work/office duties, stating that it would boost your current performance output by ‘leaps and bounds’ or more appropriately by ‘shrieks and wobbly office equipment sounds.’

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Statistics show that 67% of men prefer women who shave their pubic region. The Brazilian (everything goes) bikini wax was the most preferred method of hair removal.
Dare- I dare any man to get a full fledged Brazilian bikini wax… there are two kinds of people that touch a man there and a man wouldn’t want anything to do with either of them!

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Dr. Nicolae Adrian Gheorghiu of Romania has developed an electric pulsing device that is capable of giving a woman as many as 16 orgasms a minute. He boasts its inevitable replacement of the human male within the next several years.
Dare- I dare Dr. Nicolae to walk outside of his office building after hours, even with as many as five stout bodyguards protecting him. These bodyguards would then proceed to kick the living crap out of him once they got him outside the door (assuming they were all men of course).

Truth or Dare?
Truth- A man’s appendage is proven to shrink in the presence of watching sports; especially when their team is victorious.
Dare- I dare any man to get laid while watching a winning hockey game naked on the couch with a beer in one hand and a bowl of chili in the other!

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Sir Isaac Newton, the brain tank who theorized about earth’s gravitational pull, is claimed to have died a virgin at the age of 85.
Dare- Abstain from sex for anything over a year and see if you can even vocalize the word ‘gravity’, much less theorize about it.

Truth or Dare?
Truth- Statistics show that 40% of all people at house parties, who use the restroom, snoop around the inside of the medicine cabinet for any signs of personal/sexual artifacts.
Dare- At your next party, dump out your medicine cabinet except for a cucumber, banana, carrot stick, bottle of hot sauce, ear of corn and a jar of K-Y Jelly. Throw a cattle prod underneath the cabinet to really get the rumors flying…

Source: umm.ca